SUBJECT: SMILEY
Status: FLUID
Origin: LAB 88
Danger: HIGH
Subject exhibits extreme volatility and meme generation capabilities.
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PROJECT: CLASSIFIED
> ORIGIN: Subject 888, known as "Slimy Smiley," was created in a clandestine yield farming facility. The goal was to create the ultimate stablecoin. The result was... different.
> BEHAVIOR: Instead of stability, the subject exhibits extreme volatility and a tendency to "moon" at random intervals. He is composed of 99% pure alpha and 1% cucumber juice.
> MISSION: To liquidate bears and spread gooey vibes across the Solana network. Containment is no longer possible.